While visiting clients from hell - a site where all designers, illustrators and developers can come forward and reveal their worst clients and client request - I came across this unbelievably awful request for a logo:

 Logo with Flare

Client: I already know what I want for the logo. It’s a house, with a face, and it’s on wheels with an exhaust pipe coming out of the back which is shooting out smoke in the shape of dollar signs.

 Naturally I began to envisage how hilariously disgusting this logo would be, and decided I'd have to draw it. So here it is. Just a simple deal with inktense derwent pencils.

However I just know that if I were unlucky enough to deal with that particular client, they would probably have said "those dollar signs aren't visible enough, can you make them a little more..ostentateous?"

 (At this moment in time I am very tired of serious art, and so I only have the ability to do jocular things like this. It will probably be quite some time before I can bring myself to do something considered, or any sort of major project. I've completely run out of ideas. Such is university's effect on the young, easily discouraged and tired mind)